Indoor People Soap
Sorry, I don't do rain. Or snow. Or heat. Unless it's the absolute most-perfect, bug-free day of they year, I'm staying in. And why not? I've got books, heat, AC, food, ice cold drinks, Netflix, social media, hot water, my BED, and my CAT. I'm good to go. I prefer staying in and trash-talking with my rubber duckie, thank you very much.